Here’s our version of “The Night Before Christmas” meant to be read aloud.
Twas the week before Christmas
And all through the state
Our players were psyched
Just look at the date!
Those Spiders and Rams
And kids from Longwood
Have lifted and practiced
And really been good. ⛹️♀️
It’s almost time for gifts 🎁
Check out the malls
So many to buy for
Don’t forget Kamiah Smalls.
In the capital city
We hear a big clatter
Richmond’s Katie K’s been sensational
That’s what’s the matter.
At UVA there’s Willoughby
A menace so far
Do you think her parents
Will buy her a car?
Radford’s slate has been tough
It would make anyone scoff
What do you say, Mike McGuire
Give them an extra day off?
Those NSU Spartans
Won the Battle of the Bay
We know what she’d say!
In Lynchburg at Liberty
Keyen Green’s on a tear
They even gave the Hokies
Oh, what a scare!
Speaking of Tech
Dara Mabrey’s got game
Do you think this is the year
They beat Notre Dame? ☘️
Hampton started the season
Beating ’Bama with glee
We’d bet on another
Timmons gamewinner from 3. ✨
VCU needs some offense
To kick into gear
We know it’s on the way
For a happy new year.
Hand it to Nikki
ODU’s winning again
Lady Monarch fans
Can only say Amen! ⛪
Over at Mason
Cardaño-Hillary’s on the Lieberman list
She’s only a junior
Is that another assist?
Up in the ’Burg those Dukes
Are something to see
Is that a CAA title
Under the tree 🎄.
As for William and Mary
How’s this for a sign?
They’re tops in the nation
At the free-throw line.
We’re at the end of our story
And here is our wish
Merry Christmas to all
From LadySwish!
🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀
