Twas a few days before Christmas
And all through the state
Not a team could beat Tech
Have you checked the date?
Nonconference ’bout over
And here’s what we see
ODU’s the most improved
And JMU’s Benitez loves to shoot 3.
With Savannah on board
Radford’s a pest
Just ask Virginia
The Highlanders proved too tall a test.
Have you heard about Hampton?
Their press is a fright.
As for that freshman named Laren
Oh, what a sight!
The new year has promise
The Spiders and Rams need to score
VCU’s defense so physical
But the points, they need more.
As for those Patriots at Mason
Cardano-Hillary’s a beast
The A-10’s wide open
To say the very least,
And down in the ‘burg
William & Mary’s got Boggs
A bunch of good players
Birdsong and Reynolds, pretty good cogs.
There’s a new coach at Longwood
Building the Lancers into a force
What’s her name?
Rebecca Tillett, of course.
Carey’s Greens kids at Liberty
They used to be so young
They’re all grown up
And a factor in the ASUN.
As for the Spartans in Norfolk
These gals know how to block
The senior named Croker
Boy, does she rock!
We’re all out of rhyme
And here’s our last wish
A Merry Christmas to all
From LadySwish!