Here’s our version of  “The Night Before Christmas” meant to be read aloud.

Twas the week before Christmas

And all through the state

Our players were psyched

Just look at the date!

Those Spiders and Rams

And kids from Longwood

Have lifted and practiced

And really been good. ⛹️‍♀️

 

It’s almost time for gifts 🎁

Check out the malls

So many to buy for

Don’t forget Kamiah Smalls.

 

In the capital city

We hear a big clatter

Richmond’s Katie K’s been sensational

That’s what’s the matter.

 

At UVA there’s Willoughby

A menace so far

Do you think her parents

Will buy her a car?

 

Radford’s slate has been tough

It would make anyone scoff

What do you say, Mike McGuire

Give them an extra day off? 

 

Those NSU Spartans

Won the Battle of the Bay

Get AirPods for Hicks

We know what she’d say!

 

 

In Lynchburg at Liberty

Keyen Green’s on a tear

They even gave the Hokies

Oh, what a scare!

 

Speaking of Tech

Dara Mabrey’s got game

Do you think this is the year

They beat Notre Dame? ☘️

 

Hampton started the season

Beating ’Bama with glee

We’d bet on another

Timmons gamewinner from 3. ✨

 

VCU needs some offense

To kick into gear

We know it’s on the way

For a happy new year.

 

Hand it to Nikki

ODU’s winning again

Lady Monarch fans

Can only say Amen! ⛪

 

Over at Mason

Cardaño-Hillary’s on the Lieberman list

She’s only a junior

Is that another assist?

 

Up in the ’Burg those Dukes

Are something to see

Is that a CAA title

Under the tree 🎄.

 

As for William and Mary

How’s this for a sign?

They’re tops in the nation

At the free-throw line.

 

We’re at the end of our story

And here is our wish

Merry Christmas to all

From LadySwish! 

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